Ug. <kill all mutants> We got to the city to looks for some doctor like folks, and whadya think happens as soon as we come into town. Some ruffians <kill all mutants> decide to pick a fight with us. Well, actually, we shot first, but there was no doubt in our minds that they were gonna try to kill us. They wuz look'n at us funny. <kill all mutants> And well, one of them was a mutant <KILL ALL MUTANTS>, so they had to die.
Problem they had was that they only had one guy with a gun, so we started blasting him, even though it was really hard not to shoot at the mutant who was runin' at us with some pointy arm bone thang. Before they got too close, I decided to do my survival bit and drew them away from Humungus so he could shoot with impunity. (ya like, that word? Just learn'd it last week. Impunity. I like it.) Oh, and at some point we dropped the dude with the gun, so that make things much easier.
Then something 'orrible happened. The damn fools gave up! Here we were, poised to kill one of our first mutants and he went and did something sensible and ran off. How'da'ya like that? Blast. Well, anyway, we got ourselves some loot and the townsfolk were quite nice to us after that.
We found ourselves a doctor who was quite nice and he healed us up good and healed up the old dude we wuz protect'n. Sounds like we're gonna stay here a bit and help the doc secure the town.
Oh, and, um... by the way... KILL ALL MUTANTS! Damn mutants...
Also! The doctor seemed to think that the old guy (Braden?) was some sort of badass, and commissioned him to "clean up" the town. And Colfax and Humungus seem to have gotten drawn into it...
ReplyDeleteThinking about the future... I don't think we should attempt finding that cache that Braden was talking about until we're at least 4th stage. If you're going to become a hand to hand combatant, it makes sense for me to focus on ranged combat. Due to our bullet situation, it might be wise for me to choose a profession that makes every bullet have maximum effect. I'm thinking... sniper. Make my third stage sharp shooter, and the next assassin.
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, we are both quite sneaky. It might work if we were both hand to hand combatants. We could both sneak up to our enemies and slaughter them at close range.
I was thinking more like 5th stage - if we live that long. But perhaps we could reconnoitre before then.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I don't think it makes tactical sense for either of us to rely on bullets. They're handy for inflicting harm while safely at range, but we have never seen enough bullets all in one place to be sufficient for a fight with a team of professionals. To be tactically viable long-term, we would need to secure a means to make our own rounds to suit.
Trying to fix Printer errors issues can be very frustrating and time-consuming to deal with, potentially harming your productivity levels.
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